Comments on: Why SPLICE is Overrated by DARK SIDE… http://www.smalltowncritic.com/2010/06/10/why-splice-is-overrated-by-dark-side/ COOP COOPER is an independently syndicated film critic with a split personality. His "Southern Side" prints mainstream reviews that appear in various print publications across the mid-south. His "Dark Side" from Los Angeles befouls the site with reviews of horror and grindhouse flicks. Welcome to the site where COOP's two halves (and his contributors) review and debate the latest film/DVD releases... Sat, 28 Jan 2012 07:01:40 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Allen http://www.smalltowncritic.com/2010/06/10/why-splice-is-overrated-by-dark-side/comment-page-1/#comment-1725 Allen Mon, 14 Jun 2010 10:53:00 +0000 http://www.smalltowncritic.com/?p=2765#comment-1725 Your review of this makes me happy.. not because I saw the movie, but because the ads for this thing have been crammed in my face so much, I hated it before I even knew what it was about. The fact that it (probably) sucks makes me feel justified in my blind hatred. Your review of this makes me happy.. not because I saw the movie, but because the ads for this thing have been crammed in my face so much, I hated it before I even knew what it was about. The fact that it (probably) sucks makes me feel justified in my blind hatred.

]]> By: admin http://www.smalltowncritic.com/2010/06/10/why-splice-is-overrated-by-dark-side/comment-page-1/#comment-1721 admin Sat, 12 Jun 2010 08:35:32 +0000 http://www.smalltowncritic.com/?p=2765#comment-1721 NOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!! See HUMAN CENTIPEDE! It's strangely LESS icky and uncomfortable than SPLICE. It's good storytelling with some genius villainy! It's at least FUN. SPLICE was a fool's paradise. NOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!! See HUMAN CENTIPEDE! It’s strangely LESS icky and uncomfortable than SPLICE. It’s good storytelling with some genius villainy! It’s at least FUN. SPLICE was a fool’s paradise.

]]> By: Trace http://www.smalltowncritic.com/2010/06/10/why-splice-is-overrated-by-dark-side/comment-page-1/#comment-1720 Trace Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:39:47 +0000 http://www.smalltowncritic.com/?p=2765#comment-1720 Wow...I'd say your expectations were WAY too high. :) I wanted to go see this, and still might...I have no expectations invested (didn't even realize this was the same guy that did Cube), and expected it to be more indie feeling...at least that's what it looked to be the first time I saw a trailer. ...on that note, while it's obviously not the best, I still can't talk myself into seeing the Human Centipede! It's just a disgusting concept, and I know I'd leave wanting more monstrocity and some kind of resolution (not a "can't wait 'til he makes a twelver!" expectation). I'll stick to ghosts, mysteries and other interesting thrillers...when I'm in the mood for a 'centipede', I'll scour the internet for that particular brand of porno! ;) Wow…I’d say your expectations were WAY too high. :)

I wanted to go see this, and still might…I have no expectations invested (didn’t even realize this was the same guy that did Cube), and expected it to be more indie feeling…at least that’s what it looked to be the first time I saw a trailer.

…on that note, while it’s obviously not the best, I still can’t talk myself into seeing the Human Centipede! It’s just a disgusting concept, and I know I’d leave wanting more monstrocity and some kind of resolution (not a “can’t wait ’til he makes a twelver!” expectation). I’ll stick to ghosts, mysteries and other interesting thrillers…when I’m in the mood for a ‘centipede’, I’ll scour the internet for that particular brand of porno! ;)

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