Comments on: Bob is right… FIGHTING sucks. by COOP http://www.smalltowncritic.com/2009/04/27/bob-is-right-fighting-sucks-by-coop/ COOP COOPER is an independently syndicated film critic with a split personality. His "Southern Side" prints mainstream reviews that appear in various print publications across the mid-south. His "Dark Side" from Los Angeles befouls the site with reviews of horror and grindhouse flicks. Welcome to the site where COOP's two halves (and his contributors) review and debate the latest film/DVD releases... Sat, 28 Jan 2012 07:01:40 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: kevin http://www.smalltowncritic.com/2009/04/27/bob-is-right-fighting-sucks-by-coop/comment-page-1/#comment-1266 kevin Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:28:29 +0000 http://www.smalltowncritic.com/?p=1670#comment-1266 thie movie fighting succced ass!!!!!! the fighting didn't deven look remotely real. The only fight in the movie that looked like some form of martial arts was chattum's fight with the asian dude wen the asian guy got chattum in some like fulll body triangle choke. Also when the asian guy was throwin those muay thai knees. Other than that the movie was so random, the fightgkin looked stupid, there was no clear real story line, and everything happens to quickly for no reason. BUT, i don't think it's fair to say that chattum doesn';t "look" liek a ufc fighter. First of all, UFC fighters come in all weight classes, some are big and buff and some are not at all. Would you really say Lyoto Machida looks like a complete badass..no...but he is a beast. thie movie fighting succced ass!!!!!! the fighting didn’t deven look remotely real. The only fight in the movie that looked like some form of martial arts was chattum’s fight with the asian dude wen the asian guy got chattum in some like fulll body triangle choke. Also when the asian guy was throwin those muay thai knees. Other than that the movie was so random, the fightgkin looked stupid, there was no clear real story line, and everything happens to quickly for no reason. BUT, i don’t think it’s fair to say that chattum doesn’;t “look” liek a ufc fighter. First of all, UFC fighters come in all weight classes, some are big and buff and some are not at all. Would you really say Lyoto Machida looks like a complete badass..no…but he is a beast.

]]> By: WAR[r] http://www.smalltowncritic.com/2009/04/27/bob-is-right-fighting-sucks-by-coop/comment-page-1/#comment-1163 WAR[r] Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:55:07 +0000 http://www.smalltowncritic.com/?p=1670#comment-1163 I hate myself right now. I'm 36 minutes into fighting and I want to die. Of anything. Give it to me. I'll accept it graciously. It’s amazing that only half an hour into the movie I’m already online checking to make sure everyone else hates Tatum as much as I do. Thank God more people agree. I didn’t want to be in this “hater” category that so many people seem to get tagged as once they announce Channing sucks. So, here I am, looking for www.channingtatumblows.net/killmenow/hecantact/DIE and behold! A site that agrees. Thank you. In closing, Fighting as a movie is embarrassing to watch, horrible to sit through, and no one in the entire movie seems to have acted before. How did anyone agree to let this movie out. Why would anyone decide that this was a good movie? Horrible actors, no character development, and is there a plot? Since there isn’t a site devoted to hating Tatum I’m willing to go in half on the domain. I hate myself right now. I’m 36 minutes into fighting and I want to die. Of anything. Give it to me. I’ll accept it graciously. It’s amazing that only half an hour into the movie I’m already online checking to make sure everyone else hates Tatum as much as I do. Thank God more people agree. I didn’t want to be in this “hater” category that so many people seem to get tagged as once they announce Channing sucks. So, here I am, looking for http://www.channingtatumblows.net/killmenow/hecantact/DIE and behold! A site that agrees. Thank you.
In closing, Fighting as a movie is embarrassing to watch, horrible to sit through, and no one in the entire movie seems to have acted before. How did anyone agree to let this movie out. Why would anyone decide that this was a good movie? Horrible actors, no character development, and is there a plot? Since there isn’t a site devoted to hating Tatum I’m willing to go in half on the domain.

]]> By: Bestman http://www.smalltowncritic.com/2009/04/27/bob-is-right-fighting-sucks-by-coop/comment-page-1/#comment-1123 Bestman Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:59:50 +0000 http://www.smalltowncritic.com/?p=1670#comment-1123 ok, it really F***ing sucks, Long live JCVD! ok, it really F***ing sucks, Long live JCVD!

]]> By: Bestman http://www.smalltowncritic.com/2009/04/27/bob-is-right-fighting-sucks-by-coop/comment-page-1/#comment-1122 Bestman Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:58:41 +0000 http://www.smalltowncritic.com/?p=1670#comment-1122 I'm attempting to watch the movie fighting on Dvd right now...all i can is is, I never realized how much I liked the movie lionheart 'till i saw this garbage. Im not to upset about how crappy this Fighiting movie is, I actually appreciate that it reminded me how great Lionheart is.. I’m attempting to watch the movie fighting on Dvd right now…all i can is is, I never realized how much I liked the movie lionheart ’till i saw this garbage. Im not to upset about how crappy this Fighiting movie is, I actually appreciate that it reminded me how great Lionheart is..

]]> By: shrfu31 http://www.smalltowncritic.com/2009/04/27/bob-is-right-fighting-sucks-by-coop/comment-page-1/#comment-376 shrfu31 Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:42:23 +0000 http://www.smalltowncritic.com/?p=1670#comment-376 I was in the midst of watching Fighting with my girlfriend. Terrence Howard's voice was SO annoying that I stopped the movie midway in order to google "Terrence Howard fighting annoying voice" No surprise, many other forum inclined reviewers beat me to the punch. There were many that voiced their discontent with him and the movie as a whole in a style whose eloquence dwarfs my own. So yeah I will be short: I third it. Fighting sucks. P.S. Kudos for recognizing he is a talented dancer, LOL. (Was coerced into watching that one....) I was in the midst of watching Fighting with my girlfriend. Terrence Howard’s voice was SO annoying that I stopped the movie midway in order to google “Terrence Howard fighting annoying voice” No surprise, many other forum inclined reviewers beat me to the punch. There were many that voiced their discontent with him and the movie as a whole in a style whose eloquence dwarfs my own. So yeah I will be short:

I third it. Fighting sucks.

P.S. Kudos for recognizing he is a talented dancer, LOL. (Was coerced into watching that one….)

]]> By: admin http://www.smalltowncritic.com/2009/04/27/bob-is-right-fighting-sucks-by-coop/comment-page-1/#comment-169 admin Fri, 01 May 2009 01:13:38 +0000 http://www.smalltowncritic.com/?p=1670#comment-169 Why do they call it "Ovaltine?" Shouldn't they call it "Roundtine?" Why do they call it “Ovaltine?” Shouldn’t they call it “Roundtine?”

]]> By: Jay http://www.smalltowncritic.com/2009/04/27/bob-is-right-fighting-sucks-by-coop/comment-page-1/#comment-167 Jay Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:07:56 +0000 http://www.smalltowncritic.com/?p=1670#comment-167 Maybe Aber-crummie could star in a remake of "Mannequin". Easy enough production: just follow Tatum around all day with a camera until he catches sight of himself in a mirror. It's gold, Jerry -- gold! Maybe Aber-crummie could star in a remake of “Mannequin”. Easy enough production: just follow Tatum around all day with a camera until he catches sight of himself in a mirror. It’s gold, Jerry — gold!

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